Upcoming Event: Ursula 1000 at Palacio de Peligro, May 4

That's Ursula 1000 at the Porn Palace for those of you (like me) who are Spanish-inept. Yep, looks like the Porn Palace is becoming the new hotspot for big parties. Here are the deets from the website on SFStation:

Break out the maracas and confetti and get a head start on cinco de mayo weekend with a shotgun night of Tijuana-style Glam-Vamp-a-Go-Go MAYHEM!

Recreating that dangerous and secluded desert cantina down Mexico way where pepper-hot harlot diablas dance desnudo to mutated mariachi beats while leather biker banditos spray flames of mezcal and feast on the living. We're bringing it to the Porn Palace! So grab your sombreros and come down to the fiesta with fangs, the castle of carnage- el PALACIO DE PELIGRO!

Get ready to rhumba as we turn up the electro-palacio-congo-bongo-aztech-bailando con DISCO SELECTOROS:

URSULA 1000 (ESL Records) www.ursula1000.com
EL PAPACHANGO www.elcirco.org
ROMANOWSKI www.romanowski45.com
LAIRD www.djlaird.com
DELACHAUX www.myspace.com/djdelachaux
NEEL N. KIZMIAZ www.sexadelic.org

PLUS LIVE LOUNGE BANDO- TIGER CLUB!

AND 'Titty Twister' burlesque performances by:

CHICA BOOM! (from Seattle)
CHARLOTTE La BELLE ARAIGNE’E! (LA)
And local sirens:
VIMA BURLESQUE!
ROSE PISTOLA!
LAS VAMPIRAS DE SADO MASO!
TIJUANA GOGO GIRLS!
And Emcee TIO PABLO!

Plus Peliculas Prohibitas!

MEXXXPLOITATION SINEMA COSTUMES ENCOURAGED!
Dress: Mayan Mascaras, Apocalypto-Chic, Aztec Porn Gods, Stylish Matadors and Mariachis, Wild Zapotecs, Mezcalitos, Zoots, Luchas, Guachos, Chicitas, Salmas, Satanicas, Diablas, Vampiros, Zorros, Banditos, Fantomas, Frida Kahlos, Pancho Villas, y Otras Cosas Misteriosas!

If you can find a better party anywhere- F**K IT!

$15 Presale / $20 Door
Get your tickets at:
www.cuatrodemayo.com

Personally, flyers online or in print that feature women's boobies (or other parts - a certain techno crew advertises their Saturday night party with a picture of women's torso wearing only a crochet bikini, with her hand down in it like she's fingering herself - tres chic!) are kind of a turn-off for me, but hey, what do I know, I like boys.