Your Saturday Guide for March 29, 2008

Hey kids, sorry for the tardy post; in addition to getting laid off on Wednesday, I came home that same day to find that my cat has sustained a severe injury that required immediate kitty surgery (I will spare you the details, as I can guarantee it will make every single one of you cringe), so I've been a tetch distracted.

Unfortunately, I kept track of upcoming events through my Entourage calendar at work, and now that I no longer have access to that, my listings for the next couple weeks might be a little thin; but, I promise you, as soon as I get myself set up here at home, I'll provide you all with the very best event information that I can.

Weeklies and Bar Nights

Drunk and Horny
Sorta like those high school parties you'd wished you'd had. Get drunk, flirt with boys, and dance to good-time party standards. Reliable, easy-going, and a short stumble home, but beware that it gets claustrophobically crowded. Check out my review of Drunk and Horny.
$5
9PMish - 2.00AM (with maybe an afterparty)
Underground SF, 424 Haight Street x Webster

Frisco Disco at The Transfer
Every Saturday night they're lined up on the street for this party; haven't made it past the sweating crowds myself yet, but this looks like one of the hottest things going right now, you should check it out yourself and let me know what you think.
No cover listed
9.00PM - 2.00AM
The Transfer, Church at Market

Hot Mess at The Stud
A Gus Presents production with DJ Kidd Sysko spinning a little disco punk, a little hip-hop, and a lot of club. Check out the link for his Top 20 and decide for yourself. I hear there's also baby oil wrestling.
10PM - 3AM
$5
The Stud, 9th x Harrison.

Bistrotheque with Ken Vulsion at Cafe Flore
I've been remiss in not previously mentioning Ken Vulsion of Honey Sound System's Bistrotheque at Cafe Flore on Satuday evenings. A great place to go have a bite, warm up with a couple drinks, and groove along with Ken.
6PM - 12AM
NO COVER
Cafe Flore, 2298 Market Street x Noe

Bearracuda at Deco Lounge
For bears and those who love them; this week, Underbear party!. With DJs Boyshapedbox (Viva La Basket!), and Underdog.
9PM - 3AM
$6
Deco Lounge, 510 Larkin x Turk

Monthlies and One-Offs

Manquake at The Gangway
Bus Station John's newest night at a vintage Tenderloin gay bar. "Tremble & quake to the pulse of 70's/80's hi-NRG, disco and R&B classix & curios while enjoying drink specials & xxx-traordinary vintage visuals."
9PM - 2AM
No cover listed
The Gangway, 841 Larkin Street