Your Saturday Guide for April 19, 2008

Weeklies and Bar Nights

Drunk and Horny
Sorta like those high school parties you'd wished you'd had. Get drunk, flirt with boys, and dance to good-time party standards. Reliable, easy-going, and a short stumble home, but beware that it gets claustrophobically crowded. Check out my review of Drunk and Horny.
$5
9PMish - 2.00AM (with maybe an afterparty)
Underground SF, 424 Haight Street x Webster

Frisco Disco at The Transfer
Every Saturday night they're lined up on the street for this party; haven't made it past the sweating crowds myself yet, but this looks like one of the hottest things going right now, you should check it out yourself and let me know what you think.
No cover listed
9.00PM - 2.00AM
The Transfer, Church at Market

Hot Mess at The Stud
A Gus Presents production with DJ Kidd Sysko spinning a little disco punk, a little hip-hop, and a lot of club. Check out the link for his Top 20 and decide for yourself. I hear there's also baby oil wrestling.
10PM - 3AM
$5
The Stud, 9th x Harrison.

Bistrotheque with Ken Vulsion at Cafe Flore
I've been remiss in not previously mentioning Ken Vulsion of Honey Sound System's Bistrotheque at Cafe Flore on Satuday evenings. A great place to go have a bite, warm up with a couple drinks, and groove along with Ken.
6PM - 12AM
NO COVER
Cafe Flore, 2298 Market Street x Noe

Monthlies and One-Offs

Tedd Patterson at Temple
The guys behind Fag Fridays present Tedd Patterson and David Harness in a slick downtown space.
10PM - 4AM
$10 before 11, $20 after
Temple, 540 Howard Street btwn 1st and 2nd

Bearracuda at Deco Lounge
For bears and those who love them. With DJs Jason Kendig (Honey Sound System) and Medic.
9PM - 3AM
$6
Deco Lounge, 510 Larkin x Turk

Chrome at The Gangway
A queer rock monthly from the same guys who bring you Trans Am.
9PM - 3AM
$3
Larkin x Geary

The Show at The EndUp
Aries Underground night with DJs from Sunset, Brass Tax, NK7, Space Cowboys, Rockit Science and SENSE.
10PM to 12 Noon Sunday (yes, 14 hours)
FREE before 11, $10 with RSVP to www.sensesf.com/show
The EndUp, 6th x Harrison

Junkie XL with Tommie Sunshine at Mezzanine
A dance club stalwart with another super-prolific producer, both guaranteed to have mass appeal.
10PM - 3AM
$20
Mezzanine, 444 Jessie Street x Mint