Thursday, August 9, 2007

And July's Top Five Winners Are . . . .

So I've got this blog hooked up to Google Analytics, and besides providing me with hours of obsessive-compulsive entertainment and chart analysis, one of the things I get to see are the keywords that bring people to my site. It's a glimpse into the interests of the locals, as well as the really, really bizarre things that people the world over want to know about. So here, my friends, are the top five search terms (minus the sfscene keywords), as well as the five that cracked me up the most, for the month of July (and how I think folks wound up at my site because of them)

Top Five July Search Terms
  1. rhythm society +event
  2. modyfier (the blog)
  3. gentleman's techno
  4. dj bryan hughes
  5. vintage 415
I'm pretty sure Terrance Allen would be in this list too if anybody could figure out the proper combinations of a, e, r, and l in his first and last names.

Top Five July Most Absurd Search Terms
  1. zebra clubs sex (because I mentioned the Zebra Club in North Beach in a post about noise ordinances and clubs)
  2. what to mix with an 8ball of coke (mash up "mix," 8ball of the Space Cowboys, and my postings about coke in the club scene, and this is what you get. My answer would be a couple of really strong drinks, but that's just me).
  3. tittyfuck scenes (because of Trauma Flintstone's famous "Tittyfuck" song, no doubt)
  4. review of exercise CD for fat people (I have no idea on this one)
  5. meth mixes (what's this supposed to mean, stuff to listen to while on meth, or meth recipes? Again, mash up meth with DJ mixes, and this is what you get)
Notice any patterns here, kids? It's all about the sex and the drugs out there in the big bad world.

Your Saturday Guide for August 11, 2007

By the time you all get clubbing I'll probably be passed out under the stars, but that's not such a bad thing, is it?

Weeklies and Bar Nights

Drunk and Horny
Sorta like those high school parties you'd wished you'd had. Get drunk, flirt with boys, and dance to good-time party standards. Reliable, easy-going, and a short stumble home. Check out my review of Drunk and Horny.
$5
9PMish - 2.00AM (with maybe an afterparty)
Underground SF, 424 Haight Street x Webster

Frisco Disco at The Transfer
This night just recently started up at this new location and I haven't had a chance to check it out yet, but with tunes provided by the likes of Jefrodesiac and Richie Panic, and Lady Meleksah as the cruise director, there's some great potential for a good time.
No cover listed
9.00PM - 2.00AM
The Transfer, Church at Market

Monthlies and One-Offs

The Jaded Gay DJ Recommends: Bassaholics Anonymous Present DJ Bone
Whoo, gimme that Detroit Techno stylin' on three decks! With Craig Kuna (Kontrol), Dave Siska (Sonic Sunset, Chicago), J_Moody (Meioitic, Chicago), Razvan (Bassaholics Anonymous), and James Bass (Bassaholics Anonymous).
$10 at the door
10.00PM - "Afterhours"
Downtown Underground Location (call 415-814-5884 for info)

Your Friday Guide for August 10, 2007

I'm off to the mountains this week for a much-needed retreat from all the City's hassles, but here are a couple things to keep you all amused while I'm gone:

Cosmic Gypsy Happy Hour with DJ Mak at the W Hotel
Get your lounge groove on with DJ Mak in this swank hotel bar.
6PM - 8PM
No cover
W Hotel, 181 3rd Street x Howard

The Jaded Gay DJ Recommends: Charlie Horse at the Cinch
Best place to go out and have a cheap drink while being entertained by drag queen antics. Recently voted Best Drag Show in San Francisco by the SF Weekly! Music by DJ Dirty Knees and Bearzbub is more rock and new-wave oriented, but at least it won't interfere with your conversation. Check out my latest review of Charlie Horse at The Cinch.
9PM - close
NO COVER
The Cinch, 1723 Polk Street (between Clay and Washington)

Fag Fridays at The EndUp
Reliable, not all that exciting, typical San Francisco deep house, but it's gay and you can stay until the next afternoon.
10PM - 6AM, and then Ascension starts up
$20
The End UP, 6th x Harrison

Monthlies and One-Offs

The Jaded Gay DJ Recommends: Lights Down Low at Club 222
This installment features guests Cobra Krames and Purple Crush, with resident DJs Sleazemore, Rchrd OH!? Still smarting a bit from my last excursion there, but I still think this is one of the most fun Friday nights in the city. Check out my previous reviews of Lights Down Low.
10PM - 2AM
$7
Club 222, 222 Hyde Street x Turk

Ginormous at The Rickshaw Stop
A new techno monthly with residents Alland Byallo (Kontrol), Christian Martin (Dirty Bird), Dave Aju, and Jason Short.
10PM - 2AM
$7
The Rickshaw Stop, 155 Fell at Van Nexx

The Rod at Deco Lounge
For all the gay boys who want to pretend that it's 1979. Unfortunately, I'm not one of them. Check out my review of The Rod.
10PM - 4AM
FREE before 10PM, $5 After
Deco Lounge, 510 Larkin at Turk

San Francisco Cancels Halloween!

According to this article in the San Francisco Chronicle, it's official: no big civic Halloween party in San Francisco, not in the Castro, not out at ATT Park, not anywhere. Supervisor Bevan Dufty, whose district includes the Castro, is officially asking businesses in the Castro to close that night, and at least one prominent business, Cafe Flore, has agreed. Cops will be out in significant force to keep an eye on things, but it seems that the Castro will be tranformed into a literal ghost town for Halloween.

I've not been a huge fan of Halloween in the Castro for a while now; I've never enjoyed massives, and nothing, aside from Folsom Street Fair, is as massive as Hallowen in the Castro. While it was fun the first couple years I lived here, in recent years it's become a scene for gang-banging, and after last year's shooting everybody was pretty well fed up with it. It would be nice to think that there is some way that a modicum of control can be brought to bear over this affair, but short of pat-downs at the gates I don't know what that would be. It will be a huge blow to the fundraising efforts of The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, who collected the gate proceeds, and in general it seems to signal the death of "the gay Christmas."

It's possible that after a year of abstinence the message will get out and some semblance of life will return to the Castro on Halloween, but I'm not optimistic; in some ways San Francisco has become too big, as a city, to return to the kind of neighborhood festivity that was the Castro Halloween. The whole tradition started back in the 1950s when Cliff's Hardware, on Castro Street, had a halloween costume contest for the neighborhood kids. After that, it became a big gay party, a chance to dress up and misbehave when the political (and legal) climate around homosexuality was much tougher (remember, these were the days when you could be arrested for cross-dressing - except on Halloween). But now there are no more kids in the Castro, and gay life is significantly different than it was even twenty years ago. In light of these things, maybe we should ask what purpose the Castro Halloween party serves to our community? If we can't answer that question beyond "well, it's a big party," maybe it is time to let it go.

UPDATE: Over the weekend Sister Selma Soul told me that the Sisters haven't had anything to do with the Castro Halloween party since about 1994, primarily because of all the issues around crowd control that have brought about this year's cancellation. After talking with many people about it, there seems to be a consensus that no one is against a big Halloween party, but that the City is unable to manage the crowd that shows up for this.

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Bunny Party!

This past weekend my friends Jovino and (DJ) Mermaid, the creative genuises behind Bunnywarez, fine purveyors of playa wear, celebrated their simultaneous birthdays with a party at their Oakland warehouse/factory, and I was reminded of how much fun it can be to just hang out and get goofy with a strange group of people and then crash on a makeshift bed, surrounded by bolts of fun fur, as the gloaming is showing through uncurtained windows.

I've know Jovino and Mermaid for about three years, and have watched with great pleasure as Bunnywarez has exploded from an occasional sale at various cons to a thriving Web business (their front page currently shows 729281 views). As Jovino put it, they are now battling the Boss that bars their entrance to the next stage of the game, as their orders have well exceeded the capacity of their home sewing operation. Bunnywarez has become a full-time business for the both of them, and it looks like the next move will be to delegate the needle and thread work to contractors as they manage the clothing design and administration of the business.

For me Jovino and Mermaid exemplify the promise of the Bay Area, the idea that you can be an eccentric, kooky, freaky, smart person and find a way to thrive without needing to buy into the typical corporate track. They live in a warehouse, they have friends who are in punk bands and spin fire, they're regular Burners, they DJ and participate in crazy events like Bunny Jam, while at the same time they are successful entrepeneurs with a thriving business. They should be an inspiration to us all.

The party itself was great fun, if somewhat on the small side. Lord Kook got to DJ for a bit, I met and talked with some interesting people, and even got to walk away with a fantastic furry shrug that everyone agreed was totally me. Sometimes parties don't have to be huge woo-woo affairs to satisfy the craving for social interaction, they just have to be populated with good friends who enjoy one another's company.

Monday, August 6, 2007

Event Review: Lucky Pierre at The Stud

Friday night the boyfriend and I made it out to The Stud for the sixth monthly installment of Lucky Pierre, and despite my knees being blown out from a solid day of moving, toting, and arranging, the scene re-invigorated me to such a degree that I not only danced, but was able to forget for a while about transferring utilities, mollifying past and potential landlords, and pondering existential issues surrounding co-habitation with a boyfriend for the third time in my life.

We arrived around eleven and the crowd was already pretty lively; a round of strip poker was going on in the side room, in the back curtained room there were casting couch auditions for Factory Video, and Coco Chanel was everywhere doing her best to convince attendees to follow her into one room or the other. That Coco actually knew how to be a hostess, instead of just having her name under "Hosted By" on the flyer, was one of the things I enjoyed best about this night; twice she came over and talked to me, once to try and coax me onto the casting couch, the second time she handed me a dollar and told me to tip one of the dancers on stage and "smile pretty" for the cameras (more on that in a minute). As her partner in Pierre, Dan, told me, the goal of Lucky Pierre is to have a "playful sexuality," and in that regard Coco is the ideal hostess, helping the guests to feel comfortable and inspiring all sorts of naughty behavior. There are plenty of opportunities for interaction beyond the usual club standing and posing, whether it's tipping go-go boys, playing a couple hands of strip poker, or just getting out onto the dancefloor and sidling up to a cutie.

The crowd reminded me of the boys who would show up for Jeff and Gary's Reform Skool parties; more on the alterna side, more of what I've come think of as SoMa boys, though there were a few older SoMa queens around as well. We were accompanied by our friends Matt and Alex, the latter a habitue of The Lone Star and Bearacuda who was of the opinion "there are a lot of cute guys here," while I spotted a ginger-haired lad who works out at my gym and who I will now definitely be watching more closely as he uses the Roman chair. It was overall the sort of crowd that is into witty and artistic t-shirts, but who will probably take them off with very little prompting.

DJs for the night were Donimo (Substance) and DJ Six (Now Hear This) spinning indie electronica and electro. and over two hours we heard tracks from the likes of MIA, Depeche Mode, Justice, and New Young Pony Club, as well as the classic homodisco track, "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record Baby)" from Dead or Alive. The music had enough motive force to get me out onto the dancefloor after thinking I wouldn't even make it out for the evening, which is really all that needs to be said.

Lucky Pierre is definitely a scene; there are lots of camera flashes throughout the evening, and all it takes is one look at their myspace page to see that winding up in a photo or video clip is one of the highlights of the evening. Ordinarily this would bother me, but in this case I think it goes hand-in-crotch with the spirit of the evening; this is a party where anyone who shows up is a star and part of the action, rather than just certain scene kids. Next month's Lucky Pierre is Hair Do's (or Don'ts), and I'll definitely be spiking up the mohawk for it - after all, I want to look good for my close-up.

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Your Saturday Guide for August 4, 2007

Weeklies and Bar Nights

Drunk and Horny
Sorta like those high school parties you'd wished you'd had. Get drunk, flirt with boys, and dance to good-time party standards. Reliable, easy-going, and a short stumble home. Check out my review of Drunk and Horny.
$5
9PMish - 2.00AM (with maybe an afterparty)
Underground SF, 424 Haight Street x Webster

Frisco Disco at The Transfer
This night just recently started up and I haven't had a chance to check it out yet, but with tunes provided by the likes of Jefrodesiac and Richie Panic, and Lady Meleksah as the cruise director, there's some great potential for a good time.
No cover listed
9.00PM - 2.00AM
The Transfer, Church at Market

Monthlies and One-Offs

Outpost 23 Presents Ignition
A little underground psytrance for your Saturday night featuring Paul Taylor (Spun Records, U.K.), Meta (Highway 604, Geomagnetic.tv), Konflux (Phar Psyde Records, LA), Obu (Bombay Power, Outpost 23, Dreamlabs.MX), *Christine* (Vaporvent Records), Fanboy (H.O.T.H., Freaknation)
$15 at the Door
9.00PM - 6.00AM
Underground San Francisco Venue (check the link the day of the party)
Bar Open All Night

The Jaded Gay DJ Recommends: Kontrol at The End Up
This installment of San Francisco's biggest techno night includes a live and DJ set from 3 Channels plus the world premiere live set from resident Alland Byallo.
FREE before 11, $15 after
10.00PM - 6.00AM
The End Up, 6th x Harrison

Your Friday Guide for August 3, 2007

It's the big moving day for me and the boyfriend, wish us good luck with our new Castro pad! And if I'm not completely thrashed out from all of it, maybe you'll see us at Lucky Pierre!

Bar Nights and Weeklies

Cosmic Gypsy Happy Hour with DJ Mak at the W Hotel
Get your lounge groove on with DJ Mak in this swank hotel bar.
6PM - 8PM
No cover
W Hotel, 181 3rd Street x Howard

The Jaded Gay DJ Recommends: Charlie Horse at the Cinch
Best place to go out and have a cheap drink while being entertained by drag queen antics. Recently voted Best Drag Show in San Francisco by the SF Weekly! Music by DJ Dirty Knees and Bearzbub is more rock and new-wave oriented, but at least it won't interfere with your conversation. Check out my latest review of Charlie Horse at The Cinch.
9PM - close
NO COVER
The Cinch, 1723 Polk Street (between Clay and Washington)

Fag Fridays at The EndUp
Reliable, not all that exciting, typical San Francisco deep house, but it's gay and you can stay until the next afternoon.
10PM - 6AM, and then Ascension starts up
$20
The End UP, 6th x Harrison

Monthlies and One-Offs

Garth and Jeno Back2Back at Club222
San Francisco house legends Garth and Jeno in one of the best intimate dance spaces in the city.
10PM - 2AM
$10
Club 222, 222 Hyde Street

Club Loaded at The Rickshaw Stop
This week with guest DJs Sleazemore and Rchrd Oh! from Lights Down Low, and the Acid Girls from Costa Mesa, and resident DJ Audrock, PLUS record release party for New Young Pony Club.
10PM - 2AM
$8 before 11, $10 after
The Rickshaw Stop, 155 Fell x Van Ness

Lucky Pierre at The Stud
At long last, I think I'll get to check this out. This month's theme: Factory Video porn party, with your chance to audition on the casting couch!
10PM - 3AM
$5
The Stud, 9th x Harrison